Just been amusing myself with this year's Bulwer-Lytton award winners and want to remember this gem for a very long time:
Vowing revenge on his English teacher for making him memorize Wordsworth'sBrilliant.
"Intimations of Immortality," Warren decided to pour sugar in her gas tank, but
he inadvertently grabbed a sugar substitute so it was actually Splenda in the
gas.Becky Mushko
Penhook, VA
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My ego thanks you for thinking I'm brilliant! Actually, I'm not—maybe slightly above average.
I figure my Bulwer-Lytton entry is one only an English major could love.
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